Ok, so I read this yesterday at work but forgot to post about it, because I’m not supposed to read webcomics at work or post about them. (I was waiting on my habes draft, yo.)

Anyhow. Jacques made me chuckle.

I should be angry. (Also, I am so updating this to WordPress 2.0 this weekend. A ton easier.) In fact, I believe, I am a bit angry.

There’s a ghost in the subway. Lovecraft would’ve loved that.

Wierd Al! Wierd Al!

New video.

Ah, the good times….

Quote of the Day:
Jim: Hey Alex, don’t only juries issue verdicts?
Me: Hm. I don’t know. I’ve only ever heard of “jury verdicts” before, I suppose.
Jim: And when you do a motion for directed verdict in a bench trial, you call it something else.
Me: By the same token, when you move for a directed verdict, don’t you ask the judge to enter a verdict?
Jim: …Good point.

“The best piece of advice my predecessor gave me was one I wish I’d had when I was a lawyer: Before you go to court, go to the bathroom.”
-Leo T. Sorokin, on advise to young lawyers

“You can’t cry on the bench.”
-Judith Dein, on making judgments

“I always wondered why I sounded like Donald Duck and the other guy sounded like Socrates.”
-Dein, on the importance of court reporters

It’s sad when the most exciting part of your day is picking spells for a 23rd level NPC who has a 99% mortality rate in the first session (and almost 100% in two.)